i like jim’s job

…Because sometimes when I get home from work I’m told to “get dressed up because we’re going wine tasting.” There’s nothing wrong with an evening of fine wines at a fancy resort, no ma’am. I think it complements my jet lag quite nicely.
Despite attending lots of these shindigs, it still feels completely awkward to use phrases like jammy, full-bodied and robust tannins. It’s like trying out a foreign language – you’re always on the precipice of saying something completely inappropriate.

Cheers to hopingĀ  I didn’t do anything too embarrassing…