is this real life?

You know it’s going to be an interesting day when this is the leading headline on your local news website:

Medical-marijuana superstore opens in Phoenix

Just wait, it gets better.

It may not have been the grand opening he’d hoped for, but Dhar Mann says his Phoenix marijuana superstore will be a boon to first-time pot growers. […]┬áIn addition to hydroponic supplies and other growing paraphernalia, Mann’s store at 29th Avenue and Thomas Road features an adjacent clinic where people can get marijuana recommendations after submitting medical records and seeing a doctor.

I’m not saying I’m for or against this, but I’m pleased I do more with my journalism degree than whoever was charged with writing the article.