Things overheard waiting for our flight:
1. “You know this is the airport the terrorists left from. Well I’m giving everyone a second look before they get on my plane.”
Mental response: Shut up. Ignorant and Inappropriate.
2. “The people loading our bags don’t look nearly as happy as the folks in the Southwest commercials.
Mental response: Two words – paid actors.
3. “Can you watch my bags while I run to get a snack?”
Mental response: Sure, despite the warnings not to watch other people’s bags that are played every eight minutes at every airport in the world, I’d love to watch yours.
4. “Great game for the Sox last night eh?”
Actual response: Hell yeah (followed by high-five.