is this real life?

You know it’s going to be an interesting day when this is the leading headline on your local news website:

Medical-marijuana superstore opens in Phoenix

Just wait, it gets better.

It may not have been the grand opening he’d hoped for, but Dhar Mann says his Phoenix marijuana superstore will be a boon to first-time pot growers. […] In addition to hydroponic supplies and other growing paraphernalia, Mann’s store at 29th Avenue and Thomas Road features an adjacent clinic where people can get marijuana recommendations after submitting medical records and seeing a doctor.

I’m not saying I’m for or against this, but I’m pleased I do more with my journalism degree than whoever was charged with writing the article.
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One thought on “is this real life?

  1. Singers smoke it
    And players of instrument too
    Legalize it, yeah, yeah
    That’s the best thing you can do
    Doctors smoke it
    Nurses smoke it
    Judges smoke it
    Even the lawyer too

    So you’ve got to legalize it
    And don’t criticize it
    Legalize it, yeah, yeah
    And I will advertise it

    It’s good for the flu
    Good for asthma
    Good for tuberculosis
    Even numara thrombosis

    Got to legalize it
    Don’t criticize it
    Legalize it, yeah, yeah
    I will advertise it

    Birds eat it
    Ants love it
    Fowls eat it
    Goats love to play with it

    So you’ve got to legalize it
    And don’t criticize it
    Legalize it, yeah, yeah
    And I will advertise it
    Keep on telling ’em, legalize it

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