Friend: I need you to help me, I want to write a book.
Me: I can’t help you with that. You need a grown up.
Friend: We are grown ups.
Me: Oh no. We’re definitely not.
Friend: Well then how do I find a grown up?
Me: Look for someone in a pantsuit. With a briefcase.
Friend: Ok. Got it. I’ll go on a hunt for people wearing pants and ask them to help me write a book.