this week was funny:

1. I friended a coworker on Facebook and learned that one of our mutual friends was an orthodox rabbi. Which was a hysterical story, because she’s not Jewish.
2. I wished really hard for a 4 p.m. meeting on Friday to be canceled and it was #miracleshappen
3. I had yet another dream about 50 Cent. In my dreams he’s always a skinny teenager and we work together.
4. Jim and I ended our family cell phone plan. I’m using a work phone and he joined a family plan with our friend Dave.
5. I set up a former coworker with a former boss about a job opportunity and it worked out instantly.
6. I drove part of the way to work then panicked that I left my cell phone at home and drove all the way back for it. Then Jim found it in my purse.
7. I worked out at the gym for the first time in months. I’ve been working out at home and running instead. It felt like reuniting with an old friend.
8. I went to Starbucks. And it was good. Generally I avoid SB cause I don’t drink coffee and ordering there stresses me out beyond belief.
9. I was charged $11 for a drink at happy hour. wtf.
10. I called Jim and when I asked where he was he said “Sprint store.” But I heard “strip club.” Note – I wasn’t concerned he would be at a strip club, but that dinner would be delayed.
11. Jim told me venison was beef so I’d eat it. His dad spilled the beans.
12. We found a can of shoe polish in our attic.
13. We found out our next door neighbors have the exact same couch as us.
14. We got silverware in the mail. This just seems like a funny thing to get in the mail. But more delightful than bills.
15. I ordered a steak at a restaurant for the first time in easily five years. I’m good now for another five.

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