things that would be weird if we didn’t have dogs

1. One of the legs of our coffee table has been completely chewed.
2. There are massive holes throughout the backyard.
3. Things that are typically seen on the floor (shoes, rugs) are often positioned on chairs or tables.
4. There are deafening hyena cries any time we hear police sirens.
5. There are drool stains on [chewed] coffee table.
6. We have tooth marks on our baseboards.
7. There is general pandemonium any time we put shoes on or pick up keys.
8. We wake up at 6 regardless of what day it is or what time we went to bed.
9. There is a huge metal crate in the living room.
10. At least once a week I step barefoot onto a stray kibble. More painful than it sounds.

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