You know those ideas you have that you think could be a famous book or website or Urban Outfitters coaster set? The ones you never pursue because really, how does one acquire a book deal or coaster manufacturer? Well, someone is getting rich off of an idea I thought of years ago. Sigh.

This website epitomizes my favorite method of communication: one sentence inappropriate thoughts, written to things that often don’t make sense, and I’ll never actually speak to.

Example:

Dear phonebooks,
Don’t take it personally, but the internet just served you.
Sincerely, the 21st century

Dear humans,
Thanks for picking up my poop. I don’t have thumbs otherwise I’d do it myself.
Sincerely, the dog

Dear meatheads at the gym,
The mirrors are to check your form, not your hair.
Sincerely, your biceps